Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. I have erased this line.
There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect. Then I want to move in with them.
Right I had no idea that his first name was Always. And life is a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness — and call it love — true love. Depression is when you lose yours. I want everybody to tell me the truth even if it costs them their job.
It looks fun. Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers.
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They try to kill and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first. So far, so good. Where would you put it? The farther you sail, the closer to home you are.
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When life is bleak, we're not going to laugh no matter what. To see the humorous side of things, we have to be willing.
So work on helping him be happy making someone happy is impossible -- they have to want it by being your awesome self and gracing his presence with it. By being positive and fun, you're really doing all you can. Be his friend or whatever is fitting for your relationship , do little things for him, and just try to make his life easier especially if he's been dealt a sour deck of cards.
Let him see the bright side of life so the humor can start flowing. Be willing to embarrass yourself. There are few things funnier and mood-uplifting than a person that can embarrass themselves and just roll with it. There are few things worse than a person that embarrasses themselves and gets all self-conscious and shameful. So when you spill that soda on yourself, just say that you're saving it for later and that brown looks better on you than white, anyway.
Also, it's like two-for-one perfume. You're just being frugal! Studies actually show that embarrassing yourself can actually get people to like you and trust you more. It sort of makes sense -- when you show you're down-to-earth, light-hearted, and just a plain human like they are, it takes away any possible intimidation and stress.
Get physical. Slapstick, physical comedy is the only kind of comedy that's been around for all of human history -- and it still is for a reason.
If the witty asides don't come to you naturally, don't stress! You can convince him you're the funniest thing since Tina Fey by just using your non-verbal hilarity. Uh, yes, please! It's time for a who's-got-better-aim contest. And spaghetti?
Standing in line for your favorite movie? Bored so incredibly that you're practically gnawing off your arm for something to do? Why would you not bust out the macarena? As long as he's the type that doesn't embarrass easily, that is.
Try play-fighting, tickling or play-attacking him. The bond of human touch is strong as steel. Is it time for a thumb war rematch yet?